The Rain Party is committed to stopping global warming and drought. Our 2020 Presidential candidate is Thomas Coe.
Make it Rain
Our supreme leader has his own website: www.rainteacher.com where he will show you how to make it rain and control the weather for just $100 billion. He will gift you 1 share of stock in the Coecain company per $1 given.
Heck, if our supreme leader can make it rain and control the weather, drought will be stopped forever and ever. Imagine that! Plus, you could get mildly to filthy rich. Woo-hoo!!!